14th December, 1988. It was the day when I was born. I was born in a hospital because my mom gave birth to me very expectedly, and as far as I remember that was the first and last thing I have done till date on time!!
This idea of blog came across my mind several times but due to IST (i.e. Indian stretchable time) I kept on delaying this pilot project. But today with some problem in my internet connection (thanks to MTNL) and with no movies left for time pass in my pc, I decided to write something for my first blog. I will try to keep the language of my blog very simple not because of you people but since I have access to limited vocabulary. A school friend of mine(popularly known as ‘kuku’) started this blog writing activity few months back and after reading his blog, I also thought of sharing my funny experiences with you people about Jugaad engineering( the mother of all streams in engineering!!) that I am pursuing from a very reputed college( ha-ha..) in Delhi. There are several factors which make this college a reputed (lol!!) one.
The Teachers in my college are very friendly and hilarious. Many of them used to be our seniors sometimes back but as recession came our college management was so kind that it got them placed in our college only!! We as students in our classrooms are grossly engaged in discussing reality shows such as Bigg Boss (btw I don’t understand the duplication of the word ‘g’ in it) with our newly appointed friends cum professors (what the fu%@ man!!) and the likes of Sherlyn Chopra (and many more) in her bikini!!(You can imagine the sight of our classrooms). In our labs, half a million rupees have been spent for us to get practical knowledge but we use those big monstrous type machines to hide from our sincere (lol) teachers to make further plans of the day and criticizing the college, state government and finally our country (especially Gaurav who hates everything in this damn world!!) for this fu!%$@ up life. Studies is the last word that comes into the mind of teachers and students of GTBIT( well this is the name of my college and no more laughing now) but still every student scores full marks in the sessionals held every month(lol..can’t control myself). The reason behind this is the hard work that we put in just before the starting of the exam by writing few things(almost everything for me, chirag and gaurav) on the desk(that include figures, formulae, theory etc) . Then comes the technique of doubling and repeating the questions. This has landed all three of us in some trouble as sometimes the marks obtained become greater than total marks(recently in one subject named ‘EMI’ I scored 31 out of 30…lol!!). Classes are rarely attended by students and more rarely taken by teachers.
The one factor (yes only one!!) that gives me motivation to go college everyday is the girls in my college. Sometimes I feel blessed to be in this college where there is so much greenery (comparable to DU!!) everywhere!! The super girls (also referred to as ‘hoor pariyan’ by Gaurav) keep us occupied all day long in college. There are so many things (from our past experiences) related to girls in our college that I would like to share in my next (hopefully) blog.
But one of my friends Gaurav Sharma needs special mention in this regard (I mean girls). He is a master in judging girls by just looking at some of their special features (I won’t go into the detail of those special features!!). He is a big fan of Bo Derek(well she is a very famous porn star!!) and has created a database(which he updates regularly) of several websites regarding his fascination with the porn stars(In the recent times, he has shown great interest in Bo Derek’s Japanese friends!!). He is going to kill me after reading this but it is worth taking risk.
P.S: All this has been written in good humor but if somebody feels his/her feelings have been hurt, then so be it.
